Here are some things my kids have said. I'm sorry if you are offended by any of it, however, I'll remind you once again- this is my blog. I get to do what I want. Most of these are from Olivia, just because she's been around longer.
Today, at Olivia's school for the Halloween parade:
2 older girls walk by, talking about how cute Lolly is in her dress. They say that she must be "The Little Mermaid or something." Lolly whips around and shouts, "I NOT LITTLE MERMAID, I LOLLY!!!"
Today, while watching Willie Wonk And The Chocolate Factory:
Olivia- Why doesn't he get any candy?
me- because he doesn't have any money
O- that is TOTALLY not fair.
Last week, Lolly grabs my face in her hands and says,"Mommy, I lub you. I lub your eyes. I lub your be-uti-ful hair. I lub your face. I want to kit your face for long time." And then she did.
When O was 4, I wrote a few of our conversations down. I'm glad I did.
O- Don't forget to tell daddy, and your brain, not to say bad words.
Me- What do you want to be when you grow up?
O- a baseball.
Me- you want to get hit with a bat?
O- Oh mama, don't be a silly goose!
Me- Are you going to get married when you grow up?
O- No, I'd have to kiss to get married. I only kiss my dada when he goes to work. That's it.
Me- Do you want to have a husband?
O- Yes. I'll have dada.
Me- You can't have him for a husband. He's mine!
O- Well, you can get a new one.
Me- It's pretty much against the law for you to marry him.
O- But I like him the best!
Me- What makes him the best?
O- He's SO handsome!
O- What are these called?
Me- Nipples
O- will my nipples grow all humungo when I have a baby?
Me- probably
O- then my baby will eat them? (with terror in her voice)
O- A baby will come out of my gagina?
Me- yes.
O- Can I see it?
Me- no
O- So, my poops come from the back, my pees come from the front, and a baby will come from the middle?
Me- yes.
O- Oh, then it probably is too difficult to see!
O- Dada's a non fiction lifeguard! (she meant life saver.)
O- Maybe God's drooling and that's why it's raining. I think God's got a bit of a drooling problem.
O- ELENA MARIE, YOU'RE EXASPERATING!
2 comments:
i love your kids :)!!!!!!
wow---this is awesome! I don't know your kids but I think they are awesome! And you must be a really amazing mom :O) LOVE IT!
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